Lowest Common Denominator
Every time I step into the shower eventually my gaze is drawn downwards to the bottle of “Head & Shoulders” that sits on the shelf next to my cleanser. Everytime I look at the bottle, read the line “For external use only” and think to myself, “Are there people who, out of genuine concern that they maybe suffering from dandruff of the colon, think that it would be a good idea to shoot a couple ounces of “Head & Shoulders” up their pooper?”
People are idiots, all of them. Idiots.
November 13, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Perfectly said – I have always thought the same thing, only in not as many comical words.
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December 5, 2007 at 3:02 am
ah, yeah i often stare at the head and shoulders inthe shower, angrily (because i’m always slightly angry about being alive inthe morning) wondering about that…
January 8, 2008 at 7:34 am
This post made me laugh out loud. Read it again. Laughed again. Good on you.